You Can't Beat the House
By Pat Cook
You Can't Beat the House is a play that needs 10 performers (6 women, 4 men). Licensed by Eldridge Publishing.
- Type
- play
- Cast size
- 10 performers
- Roles
- 6 women, 4 men
- Cast notes
- 4 m, 6 w
- Dance
- No dance
- Genre
- comedy
- Licensor
- Eldridge Publishing
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Synopsis
"I've had trouble breaking into a house before but this is the first time I've had problems breaking OUT again!" So moans Merle to his partner, Howie. These two minor-league burglars have really met their match this time, it seems. They decided on a house only to find, after managing to get into the place, that it's up for sale and before they can leave, Conrad and Glenda, prospective buyers, show up. Merle figures they have two choices - either pretend to be real estate agents or beat it, makin
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